July 2012
That sad moment when you have to be social because...
lolzpicx:
pelicannot:
sometimes i just want to put on my cosplays and take pictures but i’m afraid someone will walk in and it’ll just be like
So today at CVS
me: *picking out a tanning oil*
black man: For what it's worth you have a very nice tan
me: thanks you too!
black man:
me:
black man:
me:
black man: *walks away*
me: fuck.
theresavoidinmypolaroid:
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
st3phascope:
master-dik:
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
Watch
l4-l4-land:
youreawizardstyles:
OMFG I...
tartvasnormandy:
ponprincess:
why am i not a magical girl that is my only question in life
i could help you with that
“I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.”
– one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey (via quicksummary)
pretty girls: id rather be called beautiful than hot
me: lol ill take what i can get
I'm sorry but what would Finding Nemo 2 be about
aangthenomad:
kaizilla:
aangthenomad:
the-wolfbats:
utterlyunremarkablesa5m:
did he get lost again or
Losing him once is understandable
Losing him twice is questionable
Marlin, get it the fuck together.
NEMO GOES ON A JOURNEY
IN WHICH HE CONFRONTS THE THING WHO KILLED HIS MOM AND ALL HIS SIBLINGS
AND ALONG THE WAY HE DISCOVERS A LOT ABOUT HIMSELF
IN OTHER WORDS
NEMO
FINDS
...
divergentinsurgentdetergent:
mockingbird doesn’t even sound correct anymore.
REBLOG IF YOU KNOW THE LYRICS TO THE EDUCATION... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
gifsalmighty:
(via/follow The Absolute Best GIFs)
starscamefallingonourheads:
phil7300:
being unfollowed hurts
cymbalta can help.
danisnotontop:
theevermysteriousowl:
...
“This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said...”
– Robert Downey Jr. (via spockizzle)
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
wait what
guys
oh wow
so like
i have unbelievably high standards for an ugly person
